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Happy Diwali Funny Jokes, SMS, and Messages in Hindi & English

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Happy Diwali Funny Jokes, SMS, and Messages in Hindi & English

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Ye rocket tumhare liye
Chand taare sab tumhare hue..jab chahe ud jao

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Sweetheart, this rocket is for you.
I always wanted to give you stars.
Take this and fly in the space

#Happy Diwali Funny Jokes#

दीवाली पूर्व सूचना !!!
कृपया… आपके ‘GF/BF’ के द्वारा दिएगए और आपके द्वारा छुपाये गए ‘फोटो, प्रेमपत्र, उपहार’ या अन्य कोई ‘चीज’याद से निकल लें,
अन्यथा..
घर की साफ सफाई करते समय यह आपके’ माँ, पिता या पत्नी’ को मिल सकता है और इस अवस्था में आपके घर में दिवाली से पहले ही’पटाखे’फूट सकते हैँ..!!
सूचना प्रभाग द्वारा जनहित मेँ जारी

#Happy Diwali Funny SMS#

Muhalle mein kuch ladke patakhe jala rahe the..tabh samne se aati huo aunty ko dekh kr dar gaye aur zor zor se aawaz lagane lage…

aunty..patakha hai
aunty…patakha hai

…aunty ne bachhoon ki taraf dekha aur sharmate hue boli..
Dhatt, ab toh budhapa aa gya.

#Happy Diwali Funny Message#

Happy Diwali!
Be careful from other duplicate wishers.
I am the ONLY Authorized
ISO 9001-2010 Certified Distributor
of Happy Diwali Well Wisher Group 🙂

Aane wali diwali mubarak ho..
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Bhagwan kare ye aapki aakhri diwali ho.
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Wife ke bagair
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Ohhoo…. Muskurahat to dekho ladke ki..!

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